Met a friend a few months ago, he had one eye closed and black.
'What haveyou been up to?'
'Well, I was in church yesterday, it was really muggy. I was behind Mrs. Jones. Well, when we stood for a sing, I noticed that her dress was caught between the cheaks of her bum, and I pulled it out.'
The following week I bumped into him again, this time the other eye was even worse
'You been doing it again'
'Well not exactly, there I was same place, she stood up and there it was again. My mate reached over and pulled it out. I thought, she doesnt like that, so I pushed it back.
2006-12-06 23:47:25 · 15 answers · asked by lulu 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh poor guy, hahahha
2006-12-06 23:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good & different 10 / 10
2006-12-07 07:52:40 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-07 08:25:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. A Classic! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2006-12-07 15:20:58 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard longer but still funny
2006-12-07 08:01:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good one, but it would be more funny if told face to face with action cause i know the indian ver.
2006-12-07 08:30:27 · answer #6 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one..lol
2006-12-07 07:50:00 · answer #7 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, hilarious
2006-12-07 07:49:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny at all
2006-12-07 07:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha fab!
2006-12-07 07:51:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋