A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
heres another one i know
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife's room.
About an houI was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife's room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife has just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."
The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air."
The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."
2006-12-06 23:34:55 · 19 answers · asked by blue_lead_sky 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Both 8- Pretty funny made me giggle leading to my boss discovering i wasnt working- whoops
2006-12-06 23:40:00 · answer #1 · answered by HAYLEY B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good thing he didn't produce 50 First Dates or 101 Dalmatians.
2006-12-06 23:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by Lincoln Lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the first one 8/10.
the second one was a bit naff though 5/10
2006-12-07 00:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!
7/10 for the first joke
10/10 for the second
2006-12-07 04:48:53 · answer #4 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last ones the best
8/10 for the first and10/10 for the second
2006-12-06 23:49:11 · answer #5 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 for the monkey child... British sense of humour I suppose.....
4/10 for the other one...
2006-12-06 23:46:39 · answer #6 · answered by dawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 / 10, told well and a lot better than some we've had recently
2006-12-06 23:42:04 · answer #7 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good enough 4 me lmao 10/10
2006-12-07 00:26:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no 1) 5/10
no 2) 9.5/10 - that was a good one!
2006-12-06 23:38:29 · answer #9 · answered by Need_to_know 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow your more confused than i thought 1 for effort
2006-12-06 23:41:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋