am i drunk?????

Question

A drunk phoned the police to tell them that a thief had been in his car. “They’ve shtolen the f*cking shteering wheel, dashboard, brake pedal and the akshelerator” he cried out. However, before the police could even start an investigation, the phone rang again and the same voice came over the line. “Don’t bother” he said with a hiccup, “I got in the f*cking back sheat by mishtake”.

Answer 1

hahaha

Answer 2

A drunk walks into the front door of the corner bar, barely is able to get up onto the barstool but orders a vodka on the rocks.

"I'm sorry sir, you've clearly had too much to drink. I can serve you coffee and call you a cab."

Without another word the drunks gets off the stool and leaves through the front door.

Fifteen minutes later the same drunk walks in the side door, stumbles toward the bar, struggles onto a barstool, "a vodka on the rocks."

"Sir, I already told you. You're drunk, I can't serve you any liquor!"

Clearly frustrated the drunk gets off the stool and leaves through the side door.

Fifteen minutes later the same drunk walks in through the back door. Approaches the bar and struggles up onto a barstool. "One vodka on the rocks!"

"I'm not going to tell you again! Get out or I'm calling a paddy wagon!" Yells the bartender.

"Damnit! In how many bars do YOU work in?!"



Ka-lick

Answer 3

Ha!Ha!Ha!Drunks not the word ..........he's blinking steaming,buju bantered
was it him I heard went up to bed and emptied 2 bottles of guinness down the pan to save getting up in the middle of the night for a pee. His names not Dunkin Disorderly is it

Answer 4

Sounds like one over the eight !

Answer 5

thats very good 10 out of 10

Answer 6

100%

Answer 7

Of course he is LOL gd 1

Answer 8

Not drunk if you were drunk you wouldn't have been able to write the joke.

Answer 9

Probably

Answer 10

That was brilliant just told my collegues (as were all working hard) they loved it

Answer 11

well one thing to say about that the dude is probably drunk!!