What's the funniest quote you know??
2006-12-06 21:30:09 · 21 answers · asked by dark_rose287 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Woody Allen - " I'm not afarid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens"
Les Dawson - "Mother in law said that when I die she will dance on my grave. Good. I'm getting buried at sea"
2006-12-07 10:59:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where err you be , let your wind blow free. Robbie Burns Scottish poet.
It's easier to let your 'wind blow free' while wearing a kilt!
I know you didn't ask for the most sickening, but here it is anyway as a bonus:-
Maggie Thatcher Conservative PM "The people must learn, if they don't have pennies in their purses, they cant buy sweeties"
2006-12-07 05:45:37 · answer #2 · answered by budding author 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Union General John Sedgwick spoke these words just moments before being shot dead by a confederate sniper at Spotsylvania
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....."
2006-12-07 10:36:56 · answer #3 · answered by Crash 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are so many that I think are really funny.
My favourite at the moment is one from Dorothy Parker. She was challenged to think up a sentence with the word "horticulture" in it, so she immediately replied: "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
2006-12-09 09:47:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I have a vewy gweat fweind in Wome caled, Biggus Dickus!" Michael Palin as Pilate in "the life of Brian" Im giggling just thinking about that scene.
2006-12-07 08:13:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Help save the trees.
Eat beavers
2006-12-07 05:44:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Winston Churchill was accused of being drunk by a lady. He admitted that he was: "Yes, madam and you are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."
2006-12-07 05:34:06 · answer #7 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country"
"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?"
"It's time for the human race to enter our solar system"
- George W. Bush
2006-12-07 09:37:38 · answer #8 · answered by Rosie 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
it's better to be late than pregnant
i will gradute on time, however long it takes
if others can, why me?
the second mouse gets the cheese
2006-12-07 06:08:19 · answer #9 · answered by les miserables 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"
this sign hung in one of my friends house's bathroom for the longest time.
2006-12-08 14:31:02 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋