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2006-12-06 21:20:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pretty gd 8/10 x
2006-12-07 00:28:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A businessman sent a fax to his wife:
"My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer provide. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
"My Dear Husband, I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael the son of our gardener, who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of arithmetic, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow."
2006-12-06 21:58:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Second joke more funnier than the first but keep it up, get it, KEEP IT UP! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
2006-12-07 01:51:08 · answer #3 · answered by Miss B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one ! Is it a case of the blind leading the blind ?
2006-12-06 21:44:02 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you're getting better as the day goes on. 10 / 10
2006-12-06 21:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
very good but why the long paws? oh thats a different joke
2006-12-06 21:42:39 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What's with the long empty spaces?
Jokes were ok.
2006-12-06 21:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahaha!! i especially loved the second one! keep 'em coming!
2006-12-06 22:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jokes are good.....but, the presentation is bad....
2006-12-06 23:07:37 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. LOL.
Classics. LOL.
2006-12-07 08:48:04 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋