If jesus came to you in your room?

Question

What would you ask him or say to him?

Answer 1

I would be so honored, I'd probably be speechless. Truly.

Answer 2

To Lucky- there are guys in Iraq and Afghanistan doing this every day!!!

All soldiers put their life where their mouth is, so think of them on a daily basis!

But for Jesus to enter my room I would first have to believe that he really did exist. If religion hadn't been used as a method of control over the centuries then i could beleive. But the track record of all religions contains too much suffering and death. Events are changed or made up to fit what ever the tyrant at the time wants!
So if he came to explain how this can ogoon in his name without any interferance from HIM. Then and only then could I acknowledge that Jesus did exist!

Answer 3

Actually, he did! Happened 10 years and 9 months ago when I was standing at the kitchen sink scouring out a chip pan. I had been seeking answers to lots of life's questions (why would a good God allow suffering, why am I here, etc.) and praying that he would forgive me for all the things I had done wrong in my life (and, believe me, there were lots of things I'd done wrong over the last 20 years). He made himself known by infusing me with his love, forgiveness and peace. Impossible to describe without all those sceptics out there laughing themselves silly and suggesting I see a psychiatrist. It's one of those situations where, if you haven't experienced it, you will never begin to understand. Anyway, back to the question, what would you ask him or say to him. I just felt so overwhelmed all I could do was say "thank you". There was no need to ask him for anything, because, by dying for us, he had done everything necessary to secure our salvation. What a mind blowing, life-changing, wonderful experience! Good question - thanks for asking it.

Answer 4

I think much depends on what I was doing with my gay lover at the time.

If I were just beside him, I would say it was "brotherly love."

If I were on top of him, I would tell Jesus that his name was Christopher.

If, for some reason, I was unable to speak, I would just smile at the prospect of a second coming.

If he arrived at a critical moment, I would probably already be crying, "Jesus!"

Of course, if we were just smoking a cigarette or something, then I would invite him to join us. After all, it wouldn't be the first time that Jesus had been between two hung men.

Answer 5

I would ask him not everything under the sun but one thing what is the meaning of life and have I time to well live!

Answer 6

No comment as I have the TV on watching George W.
I think he will go silent too
Try to explain to him that he died on the cross for that...

Answer 7

I would ask him if he would like a cup of tea, and then what does he think of how man has ruined everything he has ever stood for

Answer 8

First, can I have my eye sight back, and a good pair of sun glasses, since he exist in unapproachable light.

Answer 9

Hello Jesus do you need some bandages because your getting bloodstains on my carpet. Then some ID.

Answer 10

If Jesus came to me I would give him thanks for all the wonderful things in my life and ask him to cure my mum of Parkinson's disease.

Answer 11

To get me a towel,because I would probably loose all body functions and make a mess.Then I would ask him to forgive me for all the idiotic things I have done and would he let me walk with him to heaven!