What would you do if a midget like Minnie Me(From Austin Powers) randomly walked into your room and started chanting in Gaelic while having sex with a fat piece of cheese. Your grandmother walks in and does a belly flop on him, flipping him over near your face and farts in it?
2006-12-06 20:09:28 · 9 answers · asked by joshooog 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would probably wake up from my dream, only to realise there were oompa loompas jumping around my bed smoking weed.
I would say "what the hell" and then they would look at me, explode into giant purple tomatoes that sang "OH christmas tree in Pig Latin" and when they finished they would go to my grandmas house where she was belly flopping on a midget having sex with some cheese.
Then after a few minutes of watching I would get horny and go to my girlfriends house (Pamela Anderson) where she would be juggling pencil cases using her feet whilst playing darts with forks.
Then we would have 4 hours of passionate sex.
MAn Im lucky
2006-12-06 20:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by ya_face_sux 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kick him out before any of that happens. Funny tho, if I were at someone elses place.
2006-12-07 04:56:24 · answer #2 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends,who is farting,granny,or the little-person?it makes a difference.you really should clarify the scenario better if you want the detailed rebuttal you so desire.
2006-12-07 04:14:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. That's some imagination you've got there.
2006-12-07 04:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Urrrghhh *faints*
2006-12-07 04:10:32 · answer #5 · answered by Paula 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the stupidest thing i've ever heard
2006-12-07 04:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by Blue Fairy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have an overactive imagination!
2006-12-07 04:13:11 · answer #7 · answered by Dannie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Isn't it pass your bedtime!!!!
2006-12-07 04:10:50 · answer #8 · answered by calimexgirl!! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
u're gross
2006-12-07 05:21:51 · answer #9 · answered by silverwater92 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋