Heard about the man who couldn't tell jam from putty?
All his windows fell out.
2006-12-06 19:16:15 · 14 answers · asked by lulu 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. short AND funny, nice combination.
2006-12-06 19:24:27 · answer #1 · answered by Bubuchachum 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prefer the original version "the newly weds who couldn't the difference between Vaseline & Putty.................
and to wje e - answer his precious suggestion " Sod Off"
2006-12-07 05:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hear about the man who couldn't tell vaseline from super glue? His girlfriend was not amused.
2006-12-07 03:40:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Short Jokes , --- I've had a joke on my mind all day, so now , I'll get a chance to tell it ---! ----- This guy just kept beating on my window's, he kept beating on my door's -- beat on my window's ,beat on my door's - on - and - on ! ------- Finally - - I just let him out -- !!!---- I thought that was kind'a neat !! --- Keep up the humor - We all could use it ! --- Bless you -- My name is Pattijo
2006-12-07 03:34:06 · answer #4 · answered by pattijohughes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but i've heard better jokes
2006-12-07 04:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by hermionesimpson_granger 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you tell the blind man in the nudist colony.
Its not hard
2006-12-07 03:30:04 · answer #6 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor..
2006-12-07 04:55:17 · answer #7 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol
2006-12-07 03:23:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I like that.
2006-12-07 03:17:52 · answer #9 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet his toast tasted horrible ! (and his tarts)
2006-12-07 06:44:41 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋