Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the bickering and told them that he would judge a contest between them. They each had four hours to write the best program they could, and then God would decide the winner.
They both got down to business and wrote lines and lines of code. But just before the four hours were up there was a flash of lightning and a tremendous clap of thunder. The lights flickered, the power faltered, and both computer screens went dead.
When power was restored, God declared that time was up and asked to see the results of their work. Jesus flipped on his computer and displayed the most elegant program you could imagine, with beautiful architecture and wonderful syllogisms, triumphs of multimedia sound and pictures -- all kinds of bells and whistles.
God asked Satan what he had created, but Satan said, "I've got nothing, absolutely nothing! My program was twice as good as that, but I lost it all when the power went out. Jesus must have cheated. How could he still have such a great program?"
God replied, "Everybody knows -- Jesus Saves."
2006-12-06 18:50:52 · 10 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks Bill i liked that:)
2006-12-06 18:58:58 · update #1
i loved the joker so much jesus is a special person how could satan try to compite with some as perfect as jesus
God bless u
2006-12-06 23:00:25 · answer #1 · answered by frank w 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good, here is one for you, and anyone else that would like to read it.
Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf one day.
Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the
fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised
his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly
toward the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond
and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the
pond and chipped it up onto the green.
The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed
out over the fence and into on-coming traffic on a nearby street. It
bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there it bounced onto
the roof of a nearby shack and rolled down into the gutter, down the
downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward the same pond. On the
way to the pond, it hit a little stone and bounced out o ver the water,
onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog
jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just
then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they
pass over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball,
which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad.
2006-12-06 18:57:08 · answer #2 · answered by BJ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha!Ha! Ha!Satan knew that Jesus is smarter so he just invented a good reason to get away with it. Remember, Satan is LIAR!
2006-12-06 19:00:51 · answer #3 · answered by fpr 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one I really liked! Could I get your permission to share it?
God bless!!!
Blessings for Bill, too. Another good one!
2006-12-06 18:58:40 · answer #4 · answered by therealme 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes but Moses invests
2006-12-06 18:53:28 · answer #5 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke.LoL.Merry X'mas:)
2006-12-06 18:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by blah,blah,blah 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I'll read it.
Very good
2006-12-06 18:53:03 · answer #7 · answered by Slave to JC 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one before, but I still love it! thanks for the dose of cheer!
2006-12-06 19:30:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! Thanks.
2006-12-06 19:01:09 · answer #9 · answered by tamara.knsley@sbcglobal.net 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2006-12-06 18:55:33 · answer #10 · answered by shiningon 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋