An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.The old man is getting ready but can't find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2 eggs in it and a thousand dollars. So that evening he questions his wife about it at dinner.
"Well.." she said "each time I was unfaithful to you I put an egg in the box"
"And what about the thousand dollars?" asked the old man.
"Well..." Replies the woman "Each time I got a dozen eggs I sold them"
2006-12-06 18:29:25 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha, that means she was unfaithful about 85 times.
How sad am I for working that out.
I must get a life
2006-12-06 19:11:56 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face as severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body, because he was too skinny.
His wife's tissue type was a match, so she offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before!
All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?
My darling, she replied, I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek!
2006-12-06 18:53:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Was it a baker's dozen ?
It's unusual for a woman of that age to have any eggs left at all !
2006-12-06 22:51:24 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have better ones 6/10
2006-12-06 20:16:53 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny but surely trustworthy in a family is something that makes a couple glow strong and strong. Being unfaithful will not always be something to laugh about, its killing families to zero when they become sick especially with the killer disease AIDS which is untreatable. Take care lady not to get this disease and thank God that you got to 50th aniversary being unfaithful.
Repent and you will be forgiven.
2006-12-06 18:35:57 · answer #5 · answered by macho knatcos 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Problem solved. You've got an old joke book haven't you !!
Still a good joke, I heard it years ago in England but you are obviously american.
2006-12-06 19:57:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes funny but not new, so how many eggs under your bed ???
2006-12-06 18:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mediocre..
2006-12-06 20:51:24 · answer #8 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before - just a little bit different - still cute
2006-12-06 18:47:12 · answer #9 · answered by mcbalt 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
GUD 1
2006-12-06 20:02:24 · answer #10 · answered by COOL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋