The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.
"Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
2006-12-06 18:25:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that gave me a good laugh 10/10
2006-12-06 19:30:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:
don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their
best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a
duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes
St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you
for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
2006-12-07 02:58:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes yes yes. I like it. Really good.
Keep on making me laught and laugh yourself.
Thanx sweetie xx
2006-12-07 02:45:06 · answer #3 · answered by London Girl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In the flower of youth?
2006-12-07 04:02:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A rose by any other name ?
2006-12-07 06:58:16 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a lovely image
2006-12-07 03:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lovely image but dead funny
2006-12-07 03:46:45 · answer #7 · answered by rappinsheep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well cool enuff..this should be a lesson to the grandaughter..smart granny..
2006-12-07 02:29:56 · answer #8 · answered by L_n_C_fReAk 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2006-12-07 02:29:04 · answer #9 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha very cute
2006-12-07 03:53:47 · answer #10 · answered by Amy M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋