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Let's put an end to this once and for all.
I'll give you two minutes to make yourself known to me, personally in a way that will be seen by this board, and that is explicit and unambiguous.
Ready....GO!

2006-12-06 18:24:30 · 17 answers · asked by я℮ḋ αтℏ℮їṧṫ 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I got Nothing!
Just like I knew I would.
Well, that proves it, once again, for me.

2006-12-06 18:31:35 · update #1

17 answers

Your two minutes are up!?

Merry Christmas!!!!

2006-12-06 18:26:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Puh-lease. Did it, tried it, past that now.

The bigges thing, even bigger than God right now, is to challenge Dubya. Of course, you'd have to give him more than a couple of minutes, but it seems like people have been putting him up there as being just as important as the Big Guy. I hear he's pretty hard to get a hold of.

2006-12-07 02:32:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yeah well, basically your name says it all; Then God spoke all these words: I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery; you shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself an image, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me,




7You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.

2006-12-08 03:33:52 · answer #3 · answered by lilyangelita 2 · 0 0

If you really mean that turn away from the computer humble yourself and get on your knees and call out to him in that same way from your heart and not your doubtful mind, confess that you are a sinner repent and turn from your wicked ways, and ask him to make himself known in your life, spirit,and heart! He will answer, God loves you and he has a purpose for your life.

2006-12-07 02:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by Alicia S 4 · 2 1

It's your loss. But suit yourself...

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Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God. (Matthew 4:7, Luke 4:12)

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2006-12-07 02:36:58 · answer #5 · answered by todaywiserthanyesterday 4 · 0 0

Has it happened yet?
Nothing new to this board watcher.

Wait a minute I'm god, nice to meet you.

2006-12-07 02:27:47 · answer #6 · answered by thanatos_azrael 5 · 0 2

Ello,my name is Allah.Merry Christmas baby!

*Pepsi-ask for more*

2006-12-07 02:30:28 · answer #7 · answered by blah,blah,blah 3 · 1 0

God knows your heart and all the hairs on your head. He only reveals Himself in His way on His time, He doesn't owe you a thing. God is sovereign. Life is a gift, don't abuse it.

2006-12-07 02:28:47 · answer #8 · answered by 4me2no&u2findout 3 · 4 2

Sorry dinky to be late but AT&T won't give my servant DSL.

My servant hopes you get your answer. WE (you and me) know you aleady have.

(Note from servant. I wonder what the answer was)

2006-12-07 02:32:56 · answer #9 · answered by Bullfrog21 6 · 0 0

lol. I tried that once. Nothing happened.

2006-12-07 02:31:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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