These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included.
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
2006-12-06 18:24:08 · 15 answers · asked by burnt bob 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This cracks me up!! I'm a school teacher and I get some interesting notes. All parents really need to say is that their son/daughter was unwell and that would sufice...but sometimes I get all the gory details ... hehehe
2006-12-06 18:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by Snoopy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO These are great! Parents must be under a lot of stress when they write these notes! I love the leaky boots, now that is an exuse!! I read an accident report once: A man was ejaculated from his car. Thanks for the funny stuff.
2006-12-06 18:42:52 · answer #2 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THNX
NW I CAN USE IT 4 BEING ABSENT
2006-12-06 20:07:03 · answer #3 · answered by COOL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of the excuses are funny..
2006-12-06 18:34:23 · answer #4 · answered by lil_cute_ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I found them very funny!
2006-12-06 18:40:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed out loud! Those are great!
2006-12-06 18:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by pepper1124 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dear,it's not funny at all,and yes I'll say it again ! NOT FUNNY!!!
2006-12-06 18:29:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah its funny
2006-12-06 18:26:46 · answer #8 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's very funny
2006-12-06 19:27:42 · answer #9 · answered by Bubuchachum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff
2006-12-06 18:26:22 · answer #10 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋