Paddy's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Paddy replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Paddy interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
2006-12-06 18:03:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are certainly on form top marks 10/10
2006-12-06 19:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's ok cos Paddy can't add up and gets 27 !
2006-12-07 07:47:47 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah thats a bloody gdn 10 outa 10 lol
2006-12-07 03:53:58 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
English man and an irish man are on top of a roof working. They sit down for lunch and the english man says, "if i get cheese and pickle sandwiches again tomorrow im gonna jump off and kill myself. The irish man has a cheese and pickle sandwich to, which he also hates so he says "if i get cheese and pickle sandwiches again tomorrow im gonna jump off and kill myself to". Next day they are at work on the roof only to discover cheese and pickle sandwiches, so they jump to their deaths. The english mans wife says "if only he told me, i would have made him something else". The irish wife says " i dont understand it, he makes his own sandwiches"
2006-12-07 02:21:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paddy is very rude
2006-12-07 03:16:27 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-12-07 02:07:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever paddy makes a change brill
2006-12-07 03:25:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this pun...
and LOL
who have you selected as your Brides maid, AL, i need to know.. LOL
2006-12-07 05:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-12-07 02:05:58 · answer #9 · answered by MJane21 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah LOL LMFAO very good. 8/10
2006-12-07 05:06:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋