A truck driver is driving down the road, when he sees a large sign that says CLOCKS.
He pulls over to the side of the road, runs into the store, and whips his d--k out and slams it on the counter. Calmly, the store attendent
explains, 'Sorry, sir, the sign outside says CLOCKS, not C--KS.'
The truck driver says, 'Yea. I know - just put two hands and a face on it, and I'll be happy!'
2006-12-06 18:01:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another one that's hard to swallow. Keep them c*ming !
2006-12-06 23:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2006-12-07 02:02:51 · answer #2 · answered by dwjohnsonkonduz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he knows time is money and time wasted is never recovered. He would want to rush wherever he is going reach and make out something constructive out of the given time..
2006-12-07 02:22:00 · answer #3 · answered by macho knatcos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha hah , too clever for em , brill one and 10 outa 10 from me lol
2006-12-07 03:57:10 · answer #4 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Defintely funny
2006-12-07 02:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by b9721005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait.. i dont get it....
hold on...
b.j.?
two hands & a face?
um... ok, i think i get it.
its a little confusing.
at first i thought the guy ment to like draw on it with a sharpie two
hands and a face, but then i thought a bit longer.
or its just me becuz im mental.
2006-12-07 02:08:14 · answer #6 · answered by legs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Err . . . more of a head-shaker. So, kinda funny, kinda not. Sorry best I can do as I'm bit tired right now.
2006-12-07 02:04:14 · answer #7 · answered by DeeDee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that in school 15 years ago.
God I'm old
2006-12-07 03:17:05 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one sorry still gave me a smile
2006-12-07 03:22:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was the store attendent male or female ???
2006-12-07 03:36:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋