because he got nailed into the boards
2006-12-06 17:21:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Actually he DOES play hockey. And all this about "nailed into the boards" is bullshit... Didn't you know that he was resurrected? Jesus forgive the ignorance of your folk
2006-12-06 22:26:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus plays hockey all the time.
2006-12-07 01:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by Frederica R 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus loves the Habs.
2006-12-07 01:41:04 · answer #3 · answered by michinoku2001 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow. I was going to say, "Because he grew up in Middle East." However, after seeing Labatt13's source, I have to admit that seeing is believing. Rock on Lord of the Ice. Rock on...
2006-12-07 01:30:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
because it's a Canadian sport. We all know how Jesus hates Canadians. I think he ate some bad bacon once. Had a grudge ever since. Too bad. They have some good bacon.
2006-12-07 02:12:13 · answer #5 · answered by VoDkA 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because hockey is a very violent sport and should be eradicated from all TV and activities for people.
2006-12-07 01:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by JB 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus is a Mexican name, they don't have too much ice
2006-12-07 01:30:32 · answer #7 · answered by Slave to JC 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You won't think this is funny when you stand before Him at the judgment.
2006-12-07 01:25:13 · answer #8 · answered by G3 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I beg to differ
Jesus he Shoots he Saves! lol
2006-12-07 01:25:22 · answer #9 · answered by Labatt113 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because the game was not introduce then
2006-12-07 01:23:47 · answer #10 · answered by amelia e 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋