Top 4 adult jokes! #3?

Question

> > Number 3
> >
> > One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the
> > husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife
> > turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a
> > gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay
> > fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few
> > minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife
> > again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow
> > too?"
> >

Sh&t is says I have reached my limit for the day. What's up with that! I can't send #2 and #1?????

Answer 1

I've heard that one before, but I never got it until now.
Now it's funny.

Answer 2

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather well dressed good-looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
"Can I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Natalie" the man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see Natalie" was the man's reply. Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a "visit."
Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred dollar bills and gave them to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie.
Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row; too expensive - and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000.
Again he man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie and they went upstairs
After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astonished that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Carolina."
"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."
"I know," the man said.
"Your father died and I am your family's attorney. I was instructed to give you your $3,000 inheritance."


The moral of the story is: Some things in life are certain:
1. Taxes
2. Death
3. Being screwed by a lawyer…

Answer 3

Celebration joke........

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”

“What a coincidence,” he said, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”

“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!,” says the woman.

“What a coincidence,” says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, “What are you celebrating?”

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I’m pregnant!”

“What a coincidence,” says the man. “I’m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally laying fertilized eggs.”

“That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”

“I switched c ocks,” he replied.

She smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”

Answer 4

I'm not holding out a lot of hope for #2 and #1.

Answer 5

Great joke.

When you get to 250 points it will get better.

You have some pretty good jokes, so don't give up posting what you can.

Answer 6

just write all the other #2 and #1 here at youre details.

Answer 7

LMAO... hahaha... good one

when r u posting the top 2 jokes?

Answer 8

another good 1

Answer 9

haha nice onee
ooo so your from texas too huh?
got any appointments today?
;-)
~daweed~

Answer 10

I think i have heard this joke before