Number 4
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he
does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both
quite startled. The man turns to her and says,
"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I
know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your
penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."
2006-12-06 16:28:29 · 20 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What the heck is the deal? It says I have reach my Q limit today and won't let me do #2 and #4?????
2006-12-06 16:45:46 · update #1
I can already feel the pain in my elbow.
ROFL.
The restrictions are a pain, but once you get to level three it won't be so bad.
When this happens, go answer some questions to collect some more points.
2006-12-07 18:31:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q. What's the height of vanity?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
2006-12-06 16:40:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats funny.
2006-12-06 16:35:54 · answer #3 · answered by SunShineBabe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He implied that she had nice boobs and if she was as nice a person as her boobs were she'd forgive him, on the other hand his elbow was quite hard, and she was maybe a hoe?? and if so when he bumped into her with his "hard" elbow she then wanted his "hard" penis inside of her, but only if it were nearly as hard as his elbow
2006-12-06 16:40:34 · answer #4 · answered by Lil Sweats 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Good One!!! Pretty soon you're be as good as me. Alright! I got one... What did the Penis say to the Vagina? "Can I come in?" The Vagina replied " sorry, there's not enough space, come back tomorrow morning." YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-06 16:33:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
very funny
2006-12-06 17:02:17 · answer #6 · answered by flutterby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2006-12-06 16:30:24 · answer #7 · answered by tx 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute one!
2006-12-06 16:33:19 · answer #8 · answered by Gifted and Gracious 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've always like that one
2006-12-06 16:32:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
now thats funny
2006-12-06 16:29:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋