A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you alright?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'.
2006-12-06 15:12:13 · 13 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good 1 pmsl 10/10 ( r u pinching my jokes lol)
2006-12-06 17:57:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 20:15:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it could happen, especially if the little guy was blonde or needed a hearing aide
2006-12-06 15:24:45 · answer #3 · answered by fancyface_0001 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old but quite amusing. I will award you a silver star
2006-12-06 19:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Harharharhar, good grief that's awful!
2006-12-06 15:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha the lil guy got played.
2006-12-06 15:20:22 · answer #6 · answered by T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
always makes you smile, this one. 10 / 10
2006-12-06 18:54:56 · answer #7 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that got a good laugh out of me!
2006-12-06 15:26:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-12-06 15:22:57 · answer #9 · answered by hey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe I wanna hear some more, those jokes are well good!
2006-12-06 16:09:04 · answer #10 · answered by You Make Me Lol 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋