I've never had mirrors in my house so I've never seen myself naked, until yesterday when I spent the night at my grandma's and I realized that my butt was split down the middle.
Is this serious?
2006-12-06 15:05:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
OMG Shannon!! What if I don't have superglue?!?!
2006-12-06 15:17:55 · update #1
Are you a midget or a dwarf? If you're a midget this could lead to a serious condition known as midget butt face whereas the crack continues up and around splitting your face into two halves and causes you to constantly talk crap.
2006-12-06 15:23:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's very serious, as it's obvious your brain has already fallen out of the crack you've discovered. Your only hope is to bend over and place your head inside of the crack. Afterwards, you will literally be able to pull your head out of your a**.
2006-12-06 23:17:42 · answer #2 · answered by Passions Unchained 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Take some super glue, rub the whole bottle between your crack, then hold your buttcheeks together until they stick. There! All fixed.
2006-12-06 23:15:49 · answer #3 · answered by Kristine R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YES!!!!!!!!! This is very serious!!!! You may have a RARE and SERIOUS disease called crackbuttitis. You should seek medical help quick and in a hurry before it gets worse!!
2006-12-06 23:16:06 · answer #4 · answered by Insert_Name_Here25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is very serious!
possibly fatal
i would seek immediate medical attention
2006-12-06 23:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by Assia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very serious. You must see a doctor aye-sap. -_-
2006-12-06 23:15:06 · answer #6 · answered by r a c h e l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm... It's not. You were born with it. Don't worry about it.
2006-12-06 23:11:19 · answer #7 · answered by Lord Sephiroth 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋