funny or not?
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's not there 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job".
She runs back and tells the guy all the gets for thirty is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE penis. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
2006-12-06 14:52:04 · 18 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
almost choked on my coffee.
2006-12-06 14:56:05 · answer #1 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! wow that was hilaroius
here's another one
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent."
2006-12-06 15:04:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A boy bought three needs from a genie. When the genie requested for his first desire, the boy mentioned "i wish to have a bath with my mommy!" So the genie granted his first desire. In the bathe along with his mother, the little boy noticed whatever and mentioned "Oh mommy seem at that bush down there!" After the bathe, the genie requested the boy for his 2d desire. The boy wanted to have a bath along with his father now. During the bathe, the little boy as soon as once more noticed whatever down there, nevertheless it was once distinct. Once once more the boy requested "Daddy, whats that fats snake doing down there?" Finally, for his third and last desire, the boy wanted to have a bath with each his mom and his father. The little boy instantly screamed out "Look mommy, daddy!!! The snake goes within the bush!!" Do you get it ;D Don't inquire from me why the boy requested to have a bath... its beautiful bizarre to me too LOL
2016-09-03 11:09:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! This was a great joke-funny and dirty. I really did enjoy it!
2006-12-06 14:56:25 · answer #4 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey at least I paid her husband back the money on friday.
2006-12-06 14:56:04 · answer #5 · answered by jeffrey_griswold2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And women have the gall to say size isn't important.
2006-12-06 14:55:09 · answer #6 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the best dirty joke I have ever heard of. Good job!! mine is nothing compared to that!!!
2006-12-06 14:56:42 · answer #7 · answered by dancer 4evera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for a great laugh
2006-12-06 14:56:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's pretty funny =P
2006-12-06 14:54:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-06 14:54:40 · answer #10 · answered by Jake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-12-06 14:56:17 · answer #11 · answered by KISS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋