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Does this mean God had a penis? Why? Does God have sperm? Why? to impregnate Who?? What did God eat before he created earth? Does he eat? and what? Does God dream? Does God shave? Does God use the bathroom? If the blood of christ will save you! Did Jesus ever get bit by a mosquito? and if so is it still alive?

2006-12-06 14:50:19 · 25 answers · asked by Messenger 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

25 answers

God is neither male nor female. God is an "IT" ... a power, witout gender..

2006-12-06 15:07:54 · answer #1 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 0 0

Yes since man is made in the image of god then god must have a penis (and an enormous one too). He needed one to impregnate Mary. Yes he must have sperm to do that. God probably eats some kind of heavenly fruit (food fit for gods). Yes god dreams because he had to come up with the universe somehow (and he also rested after creation and probably dreamed some more, and they were nightmares to be sure). God shaves because he has a beard (since he is a male) but I don’t think he uses a primitive razor probably just snaps the fingers. God dumps, it’s called “the universe”. Blood of Christ doesn’t save me, it saves the Christians according to them. Yes mosquitoes attacked Jesus for sure and they’re going to heaven since they drank his divine blood. Good questions BTW.

2006-12-06 23:00:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if it doesn't say in the bible that he is a male or female then no one knows.some believe god is a male and some believe he is a women but as far as i know men are suppose to be the leader of his family not the one he grew up with but the one he has with his wife and ,may be with is wife in-clued like hes the-boss i guess but u still have to treat her with respect .i don't understand the leader thing very will but i think may be men they are suppose to be the leader in dating relationships as willl but not sure i don't remember .God is spirit or some kind of force he does not do human like things . god has a son but he didn't need sperm . u cant understand the Bible 100% cause it wont really make since to u no mater how much u read it .u just needs to have faith and believe . he didnt get bit by a mosquito. and the blood dont actual touch u in christian church they use wine for holy commune where they say take this for this is my body shed for u ,eat this for this is my body giving to u or something . don't worry about it just believe in god and live ur life and try to be a good person .
I hope this helps and iam a christian just to let u know

2006-12-06 23:24:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, he is both male and female. Man is an animal not a God, we are like God but so is a monkey or a bear. We have sex organs to reproduce. This is not needed with God. We are a shadow of what God is and that is why we have sexual organs, just like the animals do. Angels do not have reproduction because they are created beings, these are also shadows of what God is. But God is a spiritual being, not physical so no our bodies are not exactly what his body is, we are a lower form of body than his, and a woman was taken from a man's side, but man and woman are soul mates not one above the other.

2006-12-06 23:00:33 · answer #4 · answered by sirromo4u 4 · 0 0

GOD is only male because we live in a patriarchal society right now. When the Jewish religion and others were Matriarchal societies the names for GOD were feminine.
GOD as the CREATOR has no sex but knows duality . It is people religious ideas that assign a gender to the CREATOR.

2006-12-06 23:03:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It just means that people who believe in the word of God "The Bible' believe that Adam was created in God's image... A male.

2006-12-06 23:01:36 · answer #6 · answered by pip 1 · 0 0

Actually the very earliest versions of the ancient bible present
God as feminine, but in reality logic would state that if there is
gender attached to God it would have to be both male and female

2006-12-06 22:56:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Flesh and blood do not inherit the Heavenly realm. Only spirit creatures, a realm invisible to human eyes.

2006-12-06 23:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by Just So 6 · 0 0

Read the Bible. It says God created man from his own image. Man was created first. So yes, God is male. It also says he is our heavenly father.

2006-12-06 23:00:35 · answer #9 · answered by cajun24 5 · 0 0

So many STUPID questions...so little time.

In the first place, God is not mortal, but He is our heavenly Father. He doesn't have the same things that humans do...and I know that's probably too hard for you to comprehend...but that's the way it is...and if you knew the Bible, you wouldn't have any of these ignorant questions.

2006-12-06 22:54:37 · answer #10 · answered by Judah's voice 5 · 0 0

why are you wasting our time with your question. everyone know the Almighty god is a spirit and has no physical body. he is often spoken of in the male gender though as father or Shepard but no one has seen him or will ever be able to see him directly

2006-12-06 22:56:39 · answer #11 · answered by gary d 4 · 0 0

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