A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid, " she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"hore!" he said, and dropped her.
2006-12-06 14:45:03 · 20 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another gd 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-06 17:57:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL wow that was awesome! :PPPPP
thumbz up
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent."
2006-12-06 23:05:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This was a great joke. Very funny.
2006-12-06 22:58:27 · answer #3 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm still laughing 5min later.
2006-12-06 22:58:38 · answer #4 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
coool joke
2006-12-06 22:53:40 · answer #5 · answered by fantasytlb 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ohhh i gotta remember this one
2006-12-07 04:15:53 · answer #6 · answered by amethyst2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, I bet she does screw
2006-12-07 03:30:33 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, im not an adult, still a teen, but that's a good one!!!!
2006-12-06 22:48:47 · answer #8 · answered by flee1906 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
man, that was funny! rotcflmflao!
2006-12-06 22:57:10 · answer #9 · answered by Ayla R 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha that was really funny i really liked it good one!!!
2006-12-06 22:49:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋