Me and my wife have been married for about a year, been together for about two years. We are both in our early thirties. she recently became a lawyer and now she thinks she is too good for me. She wants me to give up my favorite hobby and says I need to get a job. My hobby is collection Jar Jar Binks collectables and wearing a Jar Jar costume as I walk around town. While walking around, I like to bring joy to people. I go into stores and throw potato chips or other foods around, I dance in front of cars that are stopped at red lights, I knock on random houses doors and do Jar Jar quotes and dances. This takes quite a lot of time, several hours a day. How can I find the time to get a job? But my Jar Jar collectables are very expensive, and my wife gets all upset when I buy them with her money. Then she flipped out like a crazy person when I suggested we use the Jar Jar costume during our lovemaking. I can't live like this. Why can't she just let me live my life? Should I divorce her?
2006-12-06 14:31:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
HAHAHAHAHAA
wow. is this for real?
this question made me laugh for like. 10 minutes.
2006-12-06 14:33:04 · answer #1 · answered by poprocksncoke030 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you are doing this on purposed just to get a reaction from people. However, just in case you are not, here is some advice:
-I don't think it brings joy to people when they see someone dressed as JarJar Binks dancing in front of their car. I think it scares them.
-It is not fair to buy things that she doesn't use with her money, especially without asking.
-If she doesn't want to make love with you in a JarJar Binks costume, then take it off. She is not being repressive.
You both will need to become more tolerant and make some changes if you want to stay married. Try a marriage councelor.
2006-12-06 14:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by abigillygal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
any more these days it takes 2 to make a living. I suggest you get a job quit the jar jar acts and only collect them. be a man not a boy. getting a job would be the wisest thing to do. and if you love your wife you would at least look for a job and be serious about it.
2006-12-06 14:36:35 · answer #3 · answered by sweet sweet me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey, I would let you keep your hobby and wear your funny little outfit. I think you sound divine. I am so sick of men who work for a living and hand me their paychecks. I am just dying for a slob in a costume. Take me Jar Jar man - I'm yours!
2006-12-06 14:41:05 · answer #4 · answered by outdone 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Women get pissed off because I dress like Mighty Mouse, especially in the bed room. I ask them if they want to be my Pearl Pureheart. Sometimes I use Underdog and Polly Purebred, also. Have been known to use Cobra Commander and Love-a-Lot Bear, or Rocket J. Squirrel and Judy Jetson.
2006-12-06 14:45:16 · answer #5 · answered by Nep 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Divorce sounds a little big drastic at first, you sould try takling her, try anything, dont divorce her unless there is absoutly no other option.
2006-12-06 14:33:45 · answer #6 · answered by Katie E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me say JarJar Binks not need this crap. Me think you do better.
2006-12-06 14:33:33 · answer #7 · answered by dropkickchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that you should be grateful she puts up with you at all. thank god you're kidding! right?
2006-12-06 14:34:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Devorce him.
2006-12-06 14:33:39 · answer #9 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋