A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."
2006-12-06 13:57:57 · 21 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, that was awesome!
10 stars out of 10.
2006-12-06 14:00:16 · answer #1 · answered by Jacques 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2006-12-06 21:59:48 · answer #2 · answered by Crissy 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny-
have a happy day
2006-12-06 22:04:32 · answer #3 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
don't ever over estimate the intelligence of a blonde.
2006-12-06 22:02:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
isn't it the truth though.
hey, what's the first thing a blond does in the morning.
she opens the car door.
2006-12-06 22:11:10 · answer #5 · answered by ocpunk74 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
very good one. I liked it
2006-12-06 22:20:24 · answer #6 · answered by yzyf 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is being blonde being ignorant? I don't think so..
Besides, not all blondes are well figured....I just don't seem to get it with other people thinking of one's hair color as their IQ
2006-12-06 22:00:37 · answer #7 · answered by Iggie 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Pretty good!
2006-12-06 22:08:01 · answer #8 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I like.
2006-12-06 22:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2006-12-06 22:05:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋