Find The Rabbit
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
2006-12-06 13:57:05 · 11 answers · asked by burnt bob 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha glad I dont live there.. thanks for the laugh
2006-12-06 15:02:50 · answer #1 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked? ... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me? ... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in.... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt.
I don't know why this is so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.
I couldn't stop laughing.
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2006-12-06 22:03:07 · answer #2 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 ha ha
2006-12-06 22:53:44 · answer #3 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good.
2006-12-06 22:10:17 · answer #4 · answered by doggybag300 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-06 22:11:10 · answer #5 · answered by Mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2006-12-06 22:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like it
2006-12-06 22:00:58 · answer #7 · answered by Lynn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE it!
2006-12-06 22:10:00 · answer #8 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was good!
2006-12-06 22:02:46 · answer #9 · answered by dcsprouse001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...cool!
2006-12-06 22:07:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋