One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.
She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"
The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."
So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."
Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."
Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.
A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
2006-12-06 13:39:17 · 7 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's funny man!! heehee haha!
2006-12-06 13:41:27 · answer #1 · answered by Proserpina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ! ! !
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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked? ... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me? ... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in.... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt.
I don't know why this is so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.
I couldn't stop laughing.
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2006-12-06 21:44:51 · answer #2 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-12-06 21:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by Mouse B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in that stupid male sort of way, yes it is kinda funny.
2006-12-06 21:42:15 · answer #4 · answered by Jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke with a new spin... try harder next time
2006-12-06 21:42:04 · answer #5 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes good one!
2006-12-06 21:41:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!!
2006-12-06 22:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋