Can anyone make up a clerihew peom( a silly poem 4 sent. only) and please no mean language or nasty stuff?

Answer 1

Here are two clerihews:

George W. Bush
Opened up his "mush",
And again, as all along,
He got it all completely wrong!

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Little Red Riding Hood
Never ever really could
Find her way to Granma's house.
Better that wolf had been a mouse!

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There for you
A clerihew.
Not just one,
But really two! (or 3?)

Answer 2

Hello my name is Dave
I hope my answer is your fav'.
I researched a little on this type of poem
sitting all alone in my bedroom at home

I once knew a man called Clause
Who had to ride without a pause
Because children at Christmas are few
Who don't expect something shiny, expensive, and new

Answer 3

Carl Gustav Jung
was very well hung,
a fact which annoyed
Sigmund Freud.

Answer 4

I walk into school with a big big moon
Yellow, white and blue was my friends boom too
With a smile on her face she grabbed the canoe
Sailing off in the pink river
She floated on a mouse with a pink hairdo.


I hope this can help!!!

Answer 5

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme.
But mine don't.