One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
2006-12-06 13:26:16 · 20 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good One!
2006-12-06 13:28:43 · answer #1 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it that when the men were eating grass that they were eating short grass, but since the lawyer needed his grass cut, he would let them and their families eat all they want, but it was grass not food, so he didn't care how much he brought?0.o
2006-12-06 13:32:27 · answer #2 · answered by sakuraflower_sakuraflower 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one. Hahaha. You'll love the grass at my house, there's more for you to eat there!
2006-12-06 13:28:27 · answer #3 · answered by anacacia2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats a good joke! Have anymore?
2006-12-06 13:28:40 · answer #4 · answered by Bianca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol bastart lawyer.
2006-12-06 13:27:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical lawyer
2006-12-06 13:46:28 · answer #6 · answered by apbacker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh, at first I wasnt that amused, but then it comes
2006-12-06 13:29:10 · answer #7 · answered by J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exellent joke!!!
2006-12-06 13:39:29 · answer #8 · answered by bundyal38 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Very very funny... just like a lawyer
2006-12-06 13:38:17 · answer #9 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao lmfao roflmao roflmfao omg loved it made me laugh! :-)
2006-12-06 13:28:58 · answer #10 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋