whydid sterling hayden finally join the united states of the universes?

Question

after a brief stint in the pinko army? because he realized
that the operation, called rudolph the red nosed reindeer
was right on target for most. special vice units doing well.
swooping in tonite to take all ladies of the evening, their
escorts and their 'directors' to a place of serenity and
peace, a new specially designed holding area, designed
especially for 'love'. tough love. as chief darryl gates used
to say, isn't that tooooo baaaaad.

Answer 1

I know Sterling Hayden was a little touched, but after reading your question and the babbling that followed I must conclude that you have surpassed him in wierdness.

Answer 2

theres no way
check it. If youre doing a double penetration on a chick is it gay if your balls touch the other dudes balls?