A man goes to his doctor suffering from constipation.The doctor prescribes a powerful laxative but asks the man some questions so he can calculate the right dosage."How long will it take you to get home from here?" asks the doc.
"20 minutes," replies the man.The doctor pours a dose of laxative into a glass. "And how long will it take you to get from the front door of yur house to your bathroom?"asks the doctor.
"I'd guess about 30seconds," replies the man.The doctor adds a small amount of laxative to the glass."And how long will it take you to drop your trousers and sit on the toilet?" asks the doctor.I'd say 5seconds," answers the man. The doctor adds a tiny amount of laxative to the glass and gives it to the man. "Take that, drink it all down and go straight home, "says the doctor.
Next day the doctor calls the man to see how he's feeling. "Not so good," replies the man. "Didn't the laxative work?"asks the doctor. "It worked fine," replies the man. "But it was 7seconds late. :)
2006-12-06 12:59:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Laxatives.They certainly give you a run for their money fidgety!
What do you call a tablet that is a combination of aphrodisiac and laxative?
Easy come,easy go
A doctor prescribed suppositories for a man suffering from constipation but a week later the man returned to the doctor and complained that the treatment wasn't working.
"Have you been taking them regularly?" asked the doctor.
"What do you think I've been doing?" snapped the man."Shoving them up my ar--?"
2006-12-06 22:07:22 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was late? So he was sitting on his toilet for an extra 7 seconds, waiting for the laxative to work?
What? I dont get it.....
2006-12-06 14:22:27 · answer #2 · answered by lovethesun 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never take laxatives and a sleeping pill the same night.
2006-12-06 13:22:15 · answer #3 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That doesn't really make sense, cause if you want to delay the effects of the laxative you wouldn't put more.
And it was early, not late. No?
2006-12-06 13:19:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol thaats funny lol o man thats good
2006-12-06 13:26:10 · answer #5 · answered by azn boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-06 13:02:47 · answer #6 · answered by ashlee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't you mean early ?
2006-12-07 00:03:11 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny ha ha
2006-12-06 13:40:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol lol lol ha hahahahahahahaha..............hehe, wait what?
2006-12-06 13:09:00 · answer #9 · answered by Amanda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao great 1 faf ha ha ha ha ha.......................
2006-12-06 13:43:50 · answer #10 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋