A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her breasts. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity will probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her ar*e instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a 'B' on each buttock. When her husband gets home from wok that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over and lifting her dress to expose the artwork. "What do you think?" says the wife,
"Who the hell's Bob?" asks her husband. :)
2006-12-06 12:27:42 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fidgety you are awful.I am always joking about having those initials on my backside!!!!
Have you heard this one?
On the chest of a harlot from Yale
Were tatooed the prices of ale,
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in Braille.
2006-12-06 21:55:58 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'This too shall bypass', 'sometime at a time' and 'worry-free does it' are all wonderful. i do not imagine they're that diverse from Christ saying 'adequate unto the day is the evil thereof.', which replaced into his way of exclaiming 'vast deal. day after cutting-side a sparkling day. at present will guard itself.' None of those little powerful sayings are extraordinary to me in any respect, yet in the adventure that they want something to gripe about, get a tattoo that announces, 'do not take your self so damned heavily.' that ought to get 'em! (He he he!)
2016-10-16 12:08:17 · answer #2 · answered by malinowski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bob is the Builder
2006-12-06 12:31:59 · answer #3 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-12-07 05:33:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bob is your new best friend so start sniffing if you ever want to get near me again
2006-12-06 12:34:48 · answer #5 · answered by Fred N 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would be better with William Wordsworth's initials.
2006-12-06 12:32:01 · answer #6 · answered by John P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best ones!!x
2006-12-06 12:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by Lydia K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny HAHA
2006-12-06 12:30:23 · answer #8 · answered by Jessica T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Bob because the two B's and in between the HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahhahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH :O}
2006-12-07 02:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by Miss B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh thats a good one
2006-12-06 13:21:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋