I son't have that many comebacks to use on people when they do comebacks on me. Can anyone give me some comebacks/disses?
2006-12-06 12:15:45 · 12 answers · asked by Steve J 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tell them "If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run a flea mobile around the inside track of a Fruit Loop!"
Sometimes just saying "Did you think that up all by yourself? ...or did your mom help?" works.
The best comback yet is to say "You know... if that comment was worth anything, I would justify it with a comeback... but it's not... so I won't!"
Or how about "Ohhhh! gee... you really got me on that one! I am in awe that you could remember and pronounce all those BIG words!"
"If my dog looked like you... I would shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards"
Best advice?
Ignore it... let it slide... no trouble, and they stop when they know what your reaction will be.
2006-12-06 12:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by Jay M 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I never forget a face but, in your case I'll make an exception. You have a face like a baby, and a mind to match. If you had to live on wits you would starve.
2006-12-06 20:23:34 · answer #2 · answered by dragon 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
...."shut up! when u speak all mankind and vegetation wither."
....if the person says that u are ugly tell them " u wouldn't know that because dogs only see in black and white"
...."Each time u speak, i smell spoil eggs combined with rotten cabbage. Please shut up."
....if the person is shouting at you, say to the person "Damn i forgot i didn't feed u. Stop the barking"
2006-12-06 20:34:58 · answer #3 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Someone says something to you, you say "you must've been up all night working on that one" or "where did you Jack that from?insert name of some cheesy tv show
2006-12-06 20:20:12 · answer #4 · answered by Venus Ramone 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
'Baby that was ..weak. Why don't you try to comeback in another month or two,..?
2006-12-06 21:18:14 · answer #5 · answered by fe2bsho 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One plus one equals two... exept in your mom's case... that would equal 3.
2006-12-06 20:30:11 · answer #6 · answered by Jason The Great 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma so fat that every time she goes to the beach the whales sing, " we are family!" or i will give you guys sweets when you behave or " who told you that one? yo momma when kids teased you about your head being so big" or your glue im rubber anything you say bounces off of me and stickes to you!! GOOD LUCK!!!!!
2006-12-06 20:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by Rhiannon. Stay[[+]] 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama will always get em like
"u are a looser"
you say "your mama's a looser"
2006-12-06 21:16:56 · answer #8 · answered by manny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...well YOU smell like vomit and road kill.
....wasn't talking to you.
...*cough cough* oh sorry, I'm allergic to bull $#!+.
...well while I'm at it, you can go shove your head back up your @$$.
...like I don't already know that, if you want to insult me, than say something insulting, douche bag.
2006-12-06 20:23:22 · answer #9 · answered by Biohazardous 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
tell em, "I'm gonna stick you in the freezer to chill."
2006-12-06 20:17:46 · answer #10 · answered by christina rose 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋