2006-12-06 12:01:12 · 16 answers · asked by Illegals Are S*** 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Get some chocolate, patat and mayo, pluck him outta there. Then let him eat the patat and mayo outta oyur hand while you scrape the peanut butter off him with the chocolate and eat that,
You are both happy!
Blessings
David
2006-12-06 12:05:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The moral thing to do is to save the peanut butter, for God's sake! Get that Oompa Loompa OUT of the peanut butter before the vat is completely contaminated. Send the Oompa Loompa on his way!
2006-12-06 20:11:19 · answer #2 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hand the Ooompa Loompa some crackers and a butter knife
2006-12-06 20:03:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Eat it?
I Cr 13;8a
12-6-6
Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas
2006-12-06 20:08:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth, but let him suffer. Oompa Loompas are an abomination unto God.
2006-12-06 20:02:34 · answer #5 · answered by Atlas 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
make sure you label the vat as Crunchy Peanut Butter.
2006-12-06 20:04:16 · answer #6 · answered by Tru Warrior 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What are the Oompa Loompa's wishes? In other words, do unto others as they would have themselves done unto.
2006-12-06 20:03:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The best thing for you to do is unplug your computer and dive into the vat so the creature doesn't drown alone.
2006-12-06 20:06:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
we went to the pigs and then they got spilled over the nest! We were highly purple, but they kept the ice hot- which was a relief.
2006-12-06 20:03:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sell your Wonka stock--quick! Then call Martha Stewart...
2006-12-06 20:07:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋