for Canadians and maple leaf fans....?

Question

Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in Red Deer,
>> > Alberta, when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a
>> >crazed Rottweiler.
>> > Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves
>> > it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's
>>neck,
>> > saving his friend.
>> > A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over
>> > to interview the boy. "Young Flames Fan Saves Friend From
>> > Viscous Animal" he starts writing in his book.
>> >
>> > "But I'm not a Flames Fan" the
>>little hero replies.
>> > "Sorry, but as we are in Alberta, I just assumed you were" says
>> > the reporter and he starts writing again.
>> >
>> > "Oilers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he writes in
>> > his notebook.
>> >
>> > "I'm not an Oilers fan either" the little boy says
>> >
>> > "Oh, I assumed that everyone in Alberta was either for the
>> > Flames or the Oilers.
>> >What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.
>> >
>> > "I am a Maple Leafs fan" the boy replies.
>> >
>> > The reporter starts a new page in his notebook and writes:
>> >
>> > "Little Bastard from Ontario Kills Beloved Family Pet"

Answer 1

I love that joke

Answer 2

Ain't that the truth, though?

Answer 3

Lol!