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my dog walked up to my buddy's shoes and totally hosed 'em.
they were on the floor right in front of him!
I almost peed my filters!!!

2006-12-06 11:30:01 · 19 answers · asked by ferrari_83000 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

when i was asking about my shots and if I'd have to take them in a cheek at the doctors, my mom said sometimes its better in the butt

2006-12-06 11:49:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

this is pretty funny

1.get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

2006-12-06 20:02:06 · answer #2 · answered by ramsarabia94 2 · 2 0

My classmate "demonstrated" my other classmate's poem, and she let him! He used just his actions and a pink piece of chalk =D Best part is, it was a pretty crappy poem to start with.

Hmm, you know what? It actually had to be some stuff on Newgrounds. Some of them are geniuses! TSAH 1 is one of them :) And then there's YouTube. On there, it had to be this Kingdom Hearts parody with a bunch of random audio clips. I think this South Park one where this class was going back and forth with the F-word was the best. And don't for get the all-time comedy show America's Funniest Home Videos!

And then, there are things that make me pee in my pants b/c it's so funny. I forgot what those moments are :I

Well, next time you're in a store with those big, black, ball cameras, for a good laugh, get a friend and a boombox, point to a camera and say it's a disco ball, and start dancing to disco music. And also, if you're at Disney World, go into the park wearing a Bugs Bunny outfit and say to random people, "What's up doc?" Everybody knows Disney and Warner Bros. would start a fight :) I think.

2006-12-06 20:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny cat videos on YouTube!

The best part was the cat that leapt at a flashlight spot on the wall from the back of the couch and promptly fell behind the couch. That and the cat who very casually walks off the end of a mantlepiece.

2006-12-06 20:12:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

* Triumph the Insult Comic Dog "Attack of the Nerds"
(search online for 10 minute uncut video, or buy it online
through Conan O'Brien's website)

* Misheard Lyrics http://www.kissthisguy.com
I laughed till I cried. My favorite was the
Bay City Rollers "Saturday Night"
lyrics misinterpreted as
"I say eat a rock! Eat a rock! Right"
You could not make this **** up if you tried.

* Jay Leno's fake "Photo Booth" sketches or
Monday night "Headlines"

* Great God Contest
http://www.islandnet.com/~luree/contest.html

2006-12-06 19:38:22 · answer #5 · answered by emilynghiem 5 · 0 1

OK. we we playing scatter ball in gym and we have to throw a ball to get people out. and what happened was a kid got the ball thrown at his feet when he was not looking, and he turned around tripped on the ball and his shoe went flying and hit another kid. And we all started laughing so hard that we could barely play any more!

and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In_6oznCZw8

this always makes me laugh!

2006-12-06 20:15:27 · answer #6 · answered by Rhiannon. Stay[[+]] 4 · 0 0

One of my friends acts like he hits his head on the ceiling he jumps up and hits his hand really hard and then hits his head and says ouch! it is os funny because he is a total redneck

2006-12-06 19:38:16 · answer #7 · answered by mikinzie 1 · 0 0

well, i was chattin with a guy over the net and he said somin so damn funny that all i can remember now, is hitting my head on the table cause of laughing, getting this MASSIVE lump & bruise on my forehead....... yeah, ET looked hotter than me with that thing pokin out of my head...... anyways i think that caused some sorta prob in my head cause i cant even remember what it was that he had said........

2006-12-06 19:38:07 · answer #8 · answered by flee1906 5 · 0 0

pictures of my daughter and me driving home from Black Eyed Peas making really bad faces. Everytime I look at them I laugh till & cant breathe & cry.Every. Time.

2006-12-06 19:50:05 · answer #9 · answered by Freakgirl 7 · 0 0

the mr bean episodes where he puts on a skirt that looked like his trousers in the dry cleaners..and then he was struting around in a skirt until a gay hardman started eyeing him up HAHA clasic

2006-12-06 19:58:31 · answer #10 · answered by cutegrl . 1 · 0 0

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