A couple wins a trip to an expensive golf resort. When they arrive, they decided to head straight to the front nine and get in a few holes in before dinner. As the man was getting ready to make his first drive on hole one, he stopped and looked down the fairway and all the way down on both sides were huge houses that had to be worth at least $500,000. He then looked at his wife and said, "Honey, Let's be real careful not to make any mistakes on this course. I would hate to pay for something around here. Some of these windows are probably worth more than my car"
The man then takes his first swing. SLICE!!!! The ball heads straight for a house and goes through the window. The man looks over at his wife and says, "Let's go see what the damage is"
They come up to the front door and ring the door bell. 1 large man opens the door and holds the golf ball up. "Is this yours", he said.
The husband apologizes and offers the man some money to pay for the window. The Large man says, that
2006-12-06 11:22:58 · 19 answers · asked by Star dust 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
won't be necessary, please come in my home. He brings the couple to the living room where the window was broken. He said " I am so happy your ball came through that window. Do you see that broken Vase on the coffee table"
The couple nodded wondering where this conversation was going.
"I am a genie, and I have been stuck in that damn vase for over 1000 years. You have freed me and for that I am willing to give you each a wish. The third one I will use on my self" The genie looks over to the man and says, "What will your wish be sir"
The man replies, "I have always wanted to have my own chain of restaurants"
The genie says, "Done, You own your own chain of restaurants. What can I do for you Mrs.?"
The women replies, "I have always wanted to own my own chain of Beauty Salons."
The genie says, "Done, you own your own chain of Beauty Salons."
The man then looks at the genie and asks, "What is your wish going to be?"
The Genie replies, "As I said earlier, I have been
2006-12-06 11:23:45 · update #1
in that damn vase for over 1000 years and for over a 1000 years I haven't had sex. My wish is to take your wife upstairs and have sex with her for 3 hours."
The man looks at his wife and they both agreed since they both got what they wanted. The woman and the Genie went upstairs to the bedroom while the man stayed downstairs watching TV After 3 hours the Genie and the woman started walking back down the stairs.
The women looked at the genie and said, "That was amazing" The genie looked at her and said, "What's amazing is your husband still believes in Genies"
2006-12-06 11:24:09 · update #2
says that what? I want to know!
Okay I read it, that was funny, but poor naive husband.
2006-12-06 11:24:18 · answer #1 · answered by snowbaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Understanding the concept "genie". It will blow of lid off your head-
A Djinn... also spelt as genie means existence of a supernatural being! Some supernatural power having far more extraordinary powers than normal human beings possess! What actually do we mean when we talk of a Djinn or a genie.
The mention of Djinn (genie) can be found in the stories of Aladdin and also stories connected to messages being found in sealed bottles floating in the ocean.
Aladdin as luck would have it (not fate)... was sealed by his uncle in a cave as he was not adhering to the commands of his uncle. His uncle had engaged Aladdin for retrieving an oil lamp from the cave. Before sending him into the cave his uncle gave him a finger ring with the advice that it should only be used in times of need.
When in the cave Aladdin realized the moment he hands over the lamp to his uncle... his fate would be sealed forever in the cave itself. His uncle had planned that after retrieving the lamp he would leave Aladdin in the cave until death overtook him.
Aladdin refused to come out of the cave with the lamp. His uncle in anger sealed the cave. Days passed by and in hunger Aladdin toiled left and right. In the process his finger ring rubbed the stone and out came a Djinn (genie) and asked of his master Aladdin, "What can I do for you".
Similar powers of a Djinn (genie) existing in the oil lamp became known to Aladdin later on. With the help of this Djinn (genie) Aladdin became rich and married a princess.
Now what is this Djinn (genie)... none can understand better than an enlightened one! Every human being has a Djinn (a live genie) supporting one throughout the life. But only one or two in billions realize it. Our soul (atman in Hinduism) existing within our heart is a Djinn (genie) which can make all of us take our destiny under control.
Those who are able to take control of their Djinn (genie) within their lifetime... become enlightened and finally gain salvation (moksha in Hinduism). To be able to understand this crux of life is the real essence of life. More on genie here- http://www.godrealized.org/truce_with_my_inner_self.html
2006-12-07 05:54:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke was funny, but all I could think about was the fact that a half a million dollars won't even buy a condo here where I live in California. What a crap golf course that must have been.
2006-12-06 19:47:41 · answer #3 · answered by Shepherd 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha
2006-12-06 19:25:11 · answer #4 · answered by Paige 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh heard something with the same " whats amazing si your husband still belives in genies" part before well many times lol but still funny
2006-12-06 19:31:00 · answer #5 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmaolol sweet. wasnt expecting that. that would b a pretty gnarly joke to pull
2006-12-06 19:30:15 · answer #6 · answered by Beanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao funny keep em comin
2006-12-06 21:50:15 · answer #7 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol ha never heard it b4 good one
2006-12-06 19:26:38 · answer #8 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart disguise
2006-12-06 21:23:44 · answer #9 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha wow this is funny
2006-12-06 20:03:35 · answer #10 · answered by from lalaland 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋