I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day my fiance's little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say
2006-12-06 11:20:47 · 41 answers · asked by Star dust 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
2006-12-06 11:20:58 · update #1
AH ha ha ha haaaaa!
It was especially funny since I thought it was an actual account of something that had happened to you. I was all set to go into this psychoanalysis of the sister relating to confused feelings of love and jealously due to the fact you're taking away her sister, etc. Then... the punchline. XD
Love it. :) Others said it's a bit long, and it seemed a bit too long when I told it to my roomie, but as long as you use an interesting tone of voice (and people will pay rapt attention if they think you're describing actual wedding drama), it's a good length.
2006-12-06 12:00:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off.
Who remained on the fence?
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off.
Who remained on the fence?
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off.
Who remained on the fence?
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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked? ... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me? ... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in.... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt.
I don't know why this is so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.
I couldn't stop laughing.
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2006-12-06 13:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I get it.
That took me a while to understand though- I'm a little slow tonight.
Good joke though!
2006-12-06 11:24:08 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee haahahahh! Cute.
2006-12-06 12:10:56 · answer #4 · answered by Estrella Negra 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahha. Good one
2006-12-06 11:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by HumBug 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a good story. I'll definitely keep it in mind.
2006-12-06 11:24:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha very funny!
2006-12-07 02:06:42 · answer #7 · answered by Miss B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a pretty good one. I think I read that in Playboy or somewhere before.
2006-12-06 11:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by Bob 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-06 11:23:17 · answer #9 · answered by soxfan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard this one before, but it is still hillarious, and it teaches all us men a good lesson
2006-12-06 11:23:08 · answer #10 · answered by aj 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋