2006-12-06 11:18:33 · 13 answers · asked by Smartie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Comebacks depend on the insult, who you are talking to, how you can relate the comeback to the insult...
What I'm saying is, comebacks need to be made up on the spot and if you can't do that you can't.
2006-12-06 11:21:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
mama jokes are good
well your mama is so fat when she jumped in the pool all the water would come out-that one is ok to use but there are better ones
another good comeback is
f*** you,you b****
or
get a life
or
your brain is the size of a rats brain
or
say that again and see what happens -then they will get scared
2006-12-06 19:59:58 · answer #2 · answered by °The Earth Goddess° 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here are some
yo mama so fat she looked at a scool bus and said look its a twinkys she went on the inside and saidwheres the cream filling
Yo mama so hairy when you were born u almost died of rugburn.
yo mamas so ugly she wore a pink shirt and gave me pink eye.
want some more my email is sosodeaf1234@yahoo.com
2006-12-06 19:26:45 · answer #3 · answered by sosodeaf1234 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Your brain is about as sharp as a cotton ball.
2006-12-06 22:00:56 · answer #4 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Comebacks to what???
How about, "I know you are but what am I?"
2006-12-06 19:22:55 · answer #5 · answered by elk312 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you could say nice clothes i didnt know the salvation army was having a sale
2006-12-06 19:21:45 · answer #6 · answered by tina_ruby_love11189 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well today my "friend" said she hates ppl who point and laugh(she pionts and laughs at me a lot)and i said why dop you hate your self
2006-12-06 19:31:15 · answer #7 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What flavor crack are you on?
or
Tell your dealer to quit spiking your crack
2006-12-06 19:33:52 · answer #8 · answered by emilynghiem 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your momma!
2006-12-06 19:20:23 · answer #9 · answered by Albert H 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mamma?
ill smoke you with my daily pot?
I have explosive diarrhea and don't know how to use it?
2006-12-06 19:20:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋