scrap metal merchant goes to heaven?

Question

one day a scrap metal merchant goes to heaven, and St. Peter says to him
"Your name please?"
"Mike Henderson"
"Ok Mr. Henderson, before we let you in, we nede to know what you did on Earth?"
"I was a scrap Metal Merchant"
St.Peter flicks through his parchment and finds the name.
"Hey hang on a minute, you're not meant to be here until 2032."
"All the same, I'm here, would you mind letting me in?"
St Peter then says
"Hold on, I'll speak to the man in charge!"
When he comes back, the gates are gone!

Answer 1

Heres another for you:

Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.

The voice of the Devil was heard, "Brett, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Brett was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.

This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her.

The voice of the Devil was heard, "Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Carl, like Brett, was whisked off.

Bob, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of ... Cindy Crawford. Delighted, Bob jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying:

"Cindy, you have sinned."

Answer 2

definite scrap recyclers will unquestionably take all metals and pay you subsequently. they are going to pay on grade, meaning there are diverse grades of scrap copper. Copper scrap like different scrap varies on a daily foundation. verify source below for modern and daily scrap costs

Answer 3

Not bad 7/10

Answer 4

there's another variation of that, that has to do with a group of new yorkers going to the pearly gates.

Answer 5

crickets

Answer 6

funny!