U know the deal
2006-12-06 11:02:20 · 9 answers · asked by Keith C 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
This is the worst line that has ever been used on me:
Hey baby if you and I were both squirrels would you put my nuts in your mouth?
But, I have a line that I throw back at them:
Do you have AIDS?
"No" (at least that what I hope they say)
Good because I don't want to have to worry about catching it again. (And usually the make their exit)
2006-12-06 11:08:51 · answer #1 · answered by randeebrown 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together".
"Is it me or is it hot in here"?
"Damn, I need a library card to check you out"!
"Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When an angel like you fell from heaven...?"
"You must've just came from a hardware shop 'cause your screwin' was very good"
"Your mother and father must've been a baker 'cause they must've known what they were makin' when they made you"
"Gimme a quarter so I can congrats your parents on what good of a job they've done on you".
"Baby, get with me and I'll give you everything".
GOD do I hate those pick up lines! lol
2006-12-06 19:09:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i told u, u have a nice body, would u hold it against me?
guy ask girl: what are u doin outta the sky?
girl says: HUH?
guy says: 'Stars' are supposed to be in the sky.
(i wanted to slap my boy when he said this but he can kick my *** so i refrained)
2006-12-06 19:06:40 · answer #3 · answered by feetal2003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst pick up line, is no line at all.
I guess you could just walk up, conk her on the head and take her home but they will get you in trouble.
2006-12-06 19:04:54 · answer #4 · answered by khanofali 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You walk up to a blonde in a Ferrari...
"So..uh..are you doing anything tonight"
"No" she answers suggestively...
"Uh....then can I borrow your car?"
2006-12-06 19:08:35 · answer #5 · answered by Ricvee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sleazy voice, "heyyyy babyyy how do you like your eggs in the morning....scrambled...or ... fertilized?"
EWW. Hahaa.
2006-12-06 19:05:00 · answer #6 · answered by Nikki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasn't around for the first one so this might have been posted,
"I lost my phone number, can I have yours"
2006-12-06 19:04:41 · answer #7 · answered by Danny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
2006-12-06 19:04:47 · answer #8 · answered by Mayonaise 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey b*tch wanna F*ck?
2006-12-06 19:04:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋