Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the Pearly Gates", Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the Pearly Gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's underwear.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols."
2006-12-06 10:59:32 · 8 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some people have no sense of humor....It was a cute joke!
2006-12-06 11:07:27 · answer #1 · answered by dc105lvnv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd bet that you're either trying to crack a vile joke or you're referring to the Three Wise Men, also known as the Magi. Right? If you speak of the Magi, take note that they didn't die on Christmas Eve because they wouldn't have been able to offer gold, frankincense, and myrrh at the Nativity if they had died the previous night.
2016-05-23 02:04:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this on the radio last year.
It still makes me laugh
2006-12-06 11:07:07 · answer #3 · answered by BloodyCarrion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Carol... her bum will grow cold without those knickers.
2006-12-06 11:05:16 · answer #4 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cracker
2006-12-06 11:07:22 · answer #5 · answered by Windsor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
har,de,har that was so funny i forgot to laugh. :(
2006-12-06 11:04:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not that funny sorry...
2006-12-06 11:02:02 · answer #7 · answered by sparky_grl_772 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ......Thanks for the smile!!
2006-12-06 11:01:40 · answer #8 · answered by ClaralubsEli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋