recently submitted by mas.dawg under answer, and i thought it was hella funny....
A guy donated his blood to save his girlfriend's life. Two years later they broke up and the guy wanted his girlfriend to pay him back for his blood. The girlfriend reached in her pants and pull out her pad and gave it to her boyfriend telling him, i'll pay you monthly.....
(i thought it was funny enough to be posted on the main jokes forum instead of an answer)
2006-12-06 10:10:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
taking credit....thanks though for posting for everybody...i got it from a forward from a friend...now give me some credits and post me my ten points, fool....no worries....mah bad you already did....
2006-12-06 10:15:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
2006-12-06 10:35:38 · answer #2 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEeeeeeeWWWWWW gross, but funny
2006-12-06 10:19:32 · answer #3 · answered by Freakgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is extra funny!!! I like it!!!
2006-12-06 10:14:37 · answer #4 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross, but still funny
2006-12-06 10:12:46 · answer #5 · answered by g's girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uuuuggggghhhhh, total gross out.
2006-12-06 10:27:35 · answer #6 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-06 11:57:41 · answer #7 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-06 10:24:45 · answer #8 · answered by Im Just Blessed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋