The 6th Affair
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to, " his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know," she replied, " now just rest and let the poison work.
I love this one! lol!
2006-12-06 10:01:17 · 20 answers · asked by Low profile 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 very funny great ha ha ha ho ho ho he he he ......................
2006-12-06 10:13:38 · answer #1 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-23 01:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he cruel and vindictive, yet i like it, i like it alot....cheers for the laugh love x
Come again sometimes because most of the jokes on here are crap and good joke is refreshing thats a thumbs up for you!
2006-12-06 10:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must remember that one,funny Yes.
2006-12-06 10:14:49 · answer #4 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's great, made me laugh 10/10.
2006-12-06 10:53:39 · answer #5 · answered by Yuvi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but 'it's a cracker!'
Thanks for the laughs.
2006-12-06 10:43:10 · answer #6 · answered by flower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one!
A old guy on his death bed turns to his wife and say
"Will you do 1 more thing for me?"
the wife "of course, what is it love?"
old man " Marry fred after I have passed away"
the wife " but you hate fred"
the old man "I know!"
lol
2006-12-06 10:06:10 · answer #7 · answered by DAVID B 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
just av to say thats soooooooo funny lol lol
2006-12-06 10:13:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
deep inside of that sick and twisted head i am sure is a sick and twisted girl
but i love you lmao
2006-12-06 10:37:59 · answer #9 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....i like all of the six affairs....very funny. good job, you made me laugh. :)
2006-12-06 10:12:17 · answer #10 · answered by the ocho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omggggggggg that was tooooooo funny lmao
2006-12-06 10:16:41 · answer #11 · answered by Im Just Blessed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋