A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talking abouta sexa? Imma justa tellun my frienda how to spella "Mississippi"!
2006-12-06 10:01:02 · 25 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10!!!!! FUNNY!!
2006-12-06 10:05:41 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a gr8 joke that is 1 metric tone of solid 24 carrot gold
ever her about the way bush says tourists instead of terrorists in his speeches
"my fellow ... we hate tourists we will not accept tourists and we Will fight all tourists in the world."
2006-12-06 10:58:44 · answer #2 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i haven't heard this one, it's funny. i can picture my granny being the old lady sat behind as thats the sort of thing she would say, then hit them over the head with her handbag!
2006-12-06 10:08:40 · answer #3 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny pmsl 10/10 x
2006-12-06 18:15:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great
2006-12-06 10:05:16 · answer #5 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO 10/10!
2006-12-06 10:55:26 · answer #6 · answered by Yuvi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah ha ha haaa!
A joke fit for any cunning linguist!
2006-12-06 10:11:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember that one from elementary school! Never gets old..
2006-12-06 10:30:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - hadn't heard that one before.
2006-12-06 10:52:14 · answer #9 · answered by flower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you been chasing parked cars again?
2006-12-06 10:05:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh behave !!! I like this one !!!!
Thank You for the music in my heart.
Huge kiss Bettina
2006-12-06 10:20:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋