The 5th Affair
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man exclaimed.
He glanced at the menu and asked:
"How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man.
"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
hmmm... not as good, is it?
2006-12-06 09:50:31 · 13 answers · asked by Low profile 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-06 10:51:21 · answer #1 · answered by Im Just Blessed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 8/10
2006-12-06 09:52:10 · answer #2 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its as good if not better
sicko
still love you
by the way i am reading from 6 to 1
2006-12-06 10:38:53 · answer #3 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah! Funny!
2006-12-06 09:59:14 · answer #4 · answered by RM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good - I think this is better than number 4
2006-12-06 10:40:27 · answer #5 · answered by flower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was 5 funny jokes devil in you 10/10
2006-12-06 10:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great
2006-12-06 09:54:41 · answer #7 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I love it these are good, you should give us another series of them tomorrow.
2006-12-06 09:52:57 · answer #8 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I like it, wish there was a cafe like that around here:))
2006-12-06 10:35:26 · answer #9 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but ur other one is better, make like an entire series!
2006-12-06 12:01:02 · answer #10 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋