The 4th Affair
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said, " pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned
with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, have this.
I stood and nobody offered me a damned thing."
2006-12-06 09:48:34 · 10 answers · asked by Low profile 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha hell nah!!!
2006-12-06 09:53:33 · answer #1 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better still is the last one the best 9/10
2006-12-06 10:10:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, but I preferred the previous ones
2006-12-06 10:38:14 · answer #3 · answered by flower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, a bit lame. I had to think about it too long for the punchline.
2006-12-06 09:52:54 · answer #4 · answered by tucksie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhhhh shoooooooooot lmaoooooo way to funny,lol thats crazy hahahahahahahah lolololol
2006-12-06 10:10:36 · answer #5 · answered by Im Just Blessed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. 10/10
2006-12-06 09:53:45 · answer #6 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bless you some remorse
love fading 3 better be good
2006-12-06 10:39:55 · answer #7 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome joke!
2006-12-06 12:02:02 · answer #8 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I love it give us more...
2006-12-06 09:51:10 · answer #9 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ho ho ho great1 keep em coming
2006-12-06 10:08:26 · answer #10 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋