The other day at work I ran into Bob. We chatted over lunch and he dropped a bombsell on me. "Rodney" he said, "Becky and I are going to get a divorce".
I was stunned. "Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together"
"Well" he said, "ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock market."
"Are you a little bitter because she spent so much time trying to change you." I probed.
"Nah, I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."
2006-12-06 09:12:47 · 36 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's great, someone should try using that on a woman who's doing that to them to see what would happen. Thanks for another chuckle.
2006-12-06 09:16:29 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-06 09:16:01 · answer #2 · answered by Angela D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only 6 out of 10, I'm afraid.
2006-12-06 09:15:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 outta 10 for you plopsie
2006-12-06 09:16:03 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it is funny cause there is no way that it is true! people dont change. unless they want to and besides that the reason this person is great is becasue of the wife:)
2006-12-06 09:18:39 · answer #5 · answered by mel2430 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that it is funny. I could see it happen to some people I know, which makes it even funnier!
2006-12-06 09:15:00 · answer #6 · answered by jojot001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only kind of funny...I've heard many versions before this one.
2006-12-06 09:15:28 · answer #7 · answered by Shadoza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's alright. Cute.
2006-12-06 09:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it's kinda funny. lol.
2006-12-06 09:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by PrettyEyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's not. Never tell it to anyone. You'll be laughed out of society. Lock it up and throw away the key. You've ruined my mood. I'll never laugh again thanks to you.
2006-12-06 09:17:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋