A young couple had been married for a couple of weeks, and the man was always after his wife to quit smoking.
One afternoon, she lit up after some lovemaking, and he said, "You really ought to quit."
She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex."
He replied, "But they stunt your growth."
She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he never had.
Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse?"
2006-12-06 09:01:31 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well done. lmao....
2006-12-06 09:13:35 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-12-06 13:20:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-12-06 09:03:23 · answer #3 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pretty gd 9/10 x
2006-12-06 18:21:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit funny.
2006-12-06 09:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol 7/10
2006-12-06 09:11:57 · answer #6 · answered by super_santa_kick 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny as hell... unless it happened to me, then it would suck, and not even in the good way.
2006-12-06 09:03:57 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard of this one and I still think it's funny.
2006-12-06 09:05:15 · answer #8 · answered by ♪♫♪justpassingby♪♫♪ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny. good job
2006-12-06 09:05:25 · answer #9 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
rotflol, thats pretty funny
2006-12-06 09:03:23 · answer #10 · answered by nbajxe123 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is funny
2006-12-06 09:25:39 · answer #11 · answered by Melisa H 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋