A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."
2006-12-06 08:53:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I literally was lol'ing right now partially cause I am blonde and have never heard that one before... good one.
2006-12-06 09:20:32 · answer #1 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately funny
2006-12-06 17:20:21 · answer #2 · answered by Melisa H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha lol 10/10
2006-12-06 16:55:56 · answer #3 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-06 17:08:22 · answer #4 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah thats pretty good
2006-12-06 17:06:14 · answer #5 · answered by kj54545465 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-12-06 16:59:29 · answer #6 · answered by super_santa_kick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh...classic. lol
2006-12-06 16:56:29 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha. old but good.
2006-12-06 16:54:29 · answer #8 · answered by Ella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe :)
2006-12-06 16:57:29 · answer #9 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad! lol
2006-12-06 16:58:09 · answer #10 · answered by Zico Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋